"Jenny Holzer’s famous truism “Protect me from what I want” renders in a very precise way the fundamental ambiguity of the hysterical position. It can either be read as an ironic reference to the standard male chauvinist wisdom that a woman, when left to herself, gets caught in the self-destructive fury, so that she must be protected from herself by the benevolent male domination: “Protect me from the excessive self-destructive desire in me that I myself am not able to dominate.” Or it can be read in a more radical way, as pointing towards the fact that in today’s patriarchal society, woman’s desire is radically alienated, that she desires what men expect her to desire, that she desires to be desired by men. In this case, “Protect me from what I want” means “What I want, precisely when I seem to formulate my authentic innermost longing, is already imposed on me by the patriarchal order that tells me what to desire, so the first condition of my liberation is that I break up the vicious cycle of my alienated desire and learn to formulate my desire in an autonomous way.”"

Slavoj Žižek, How To Read Lacan (via not-nai)

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@3 days ago with 2233 notes
#jenny holzer #patriarchy #kyriarchy 

Anonymous said: how old is your SO

Ancient. Older even than the sun. Each breath a millennia, each burp a mass extinction.

@4 days ago with 3 notes

Anonymous said: how many dick

2.37 dick

@1 week ago with 1 note

Anonymous said: a puppy that LOOKS like toasted marshmallows. And sam not being cute is the point so a scale of cute snuggle puppy vs rugged masculine dude

…that’s a pretty big scale, yo. like i think dwayne ‘the rock’ johnson and god i dunno young alec baldwin would be relatively close to each other on a scale that big. because out in the extremes are baby turtles on one end and turkish oil wrestlers on the other. you see what i’m saying? my personal preferences in the way of human male attractiveness on a scale like that occupies a really small margin.

…maybe i’m thinking about this too hard. my S.O. is somewhere in the middle.

@1 week ago with 1 note

freemasonic-yowl said: What kind of monster would toast a puppy made of marshmallows

Right??? What does that even meeeaaaan

@1 week ago
#freemasonic-yowl 

Anonymous said: Post a picture of you and your SO?

@1 week ago with 6 notes

Anonymous said: Top or bottom in ur current relationship?

I hover above all. My utterances are commandments, my very dandruff collected and worshiped. The chanting masses huddle below me in constant awe.

So, top I guess?

@1 week ago with 4 notes

jokes-on-c said: omg this person is STILL around???

Apparently. Do they still expect me to give a straight answer? Cause it’s just not happening.

@4 days ago with 2 notes
#jokes-on-c 
Self portrait as anime Frank.

Self portrait as anime Frank.

@5 days ago with 7 notes
#rhps #rocky horror picture show #rocky horror #frank n furter #self portrait #the denton affair 

Anonymous said: what IS your s.o's tumblr

Come off anon and I’ll tell you privately. In the meantime, you can entertain yourself with wtffanfiction.tumblr.com

@1 week ago with 1 note

Anonymous said: does your so have a tumblr

yes

@1 week ago

jokes-on-c said: These asks are so fascinating

I know. I almost never get anon asks so I feel like I need to make the most of a rare situation.

@1 week ago
#jokes-on-c 

Anonymous said: On a scale of season 1 Sam to toasted marshmallow puppy how cute is your boyfriend

I don’t really get this scale. Is the puppy made of marshmallow? It that just its coloration? Season 1 Sam isn’t that cute (and I’ve never actually watched an episode of Supernatural)?

All that being said, my S.O. is fucking adorable.

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